Royally Fucked

Since way before we heard that Omid Scobie (AKA Dim Scoobie, Scabies. Scooby Doo) was writing another book about the Royal Family and of course the two that can’t do anything wrong, can’t put a foot out of line, we knew it would be full of shit, and we were all bang on the money because that’s exactly what its full of.

I don’t think any of us, especially the Duke and Duchess of Delusion, & their lapdog Scobie expected a fall out like the one we’ve seen, but where there’s smoke, there is definitely fire, and it may be a lot more fire than any of us ever expected.

Now, three names have been released as the Royal Racists when there’s apparently only two Racists, and the three names are “King Charles III, Catherine, Princess of Wales (Obviously) and Queen Camilla”. Now this may start a Royal war like we’ve never seen because we all know that Harry hates Camilla, and well… Meghan can’t stand Catherine, Princess of Wales and why? We can all only assume that Meghan can’t stand Catherine because well, Catherine is everything that Meghan wants to be BUT know’s she’ll never come close.

The naming of the Royal Racists has caused something of an uproar, not just in the United Kingdom, but the United States, Australia and many other countries around the world. Buckingham Palace is looking at every option including LEGAL action, and we know that Harry and Meghan like going to court and they seem to like court buildings…. But this would be a very DIFFERENT kettle of fish, because for a change it would be Harry and Meghan in the dock. Scabies may be given a get out of jail free card, purely because I’m not entirely sure that lapdogs are allowed inside.

So Harry and Meghan may get the chance to use the word Royal, one last time as at the minute, they stand Royally FUCKED.